George Orwell, The Moon Under Water and the absence of liver sausage
George Orwell - an Old Etonian who was reduced to destitution by theft then cannily turned it to his advantage by writing Down and out in Paris and London - produced an essay for the Evening Standard in 1946 about the perfect pub. In his mind's eye it was called The Moon Under Water and there were ten things that he said it would have to possess. * The architecture and fittings should be Victorian * Games, including darts, are played only in the public part of the bar * There's no radio or piano, so it's quiet enough to talk * The motherly barmaids know the customers by name and are chatty * It sells tobacco and cigarettes, aspirin and stamps and lets you use the phone * There's a snack counter that sells liver sausage sandwiches, cheese and pickles, mussels and caraway seed biscuits * Upstairs, six days a week, you can get a good lunch - for example, a cut off a joint, two veg and a jam roly-poly - for three shillings * It should sell a creamy sort of draug...